Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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