I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
Randomize
