she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
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