I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I think people are normalizing furries
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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