Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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