I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
Randomize
