it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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