brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
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