i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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