You were right, I'm so drunk and I want to eat the shit out of my vanilla cupcake candle it smells delish
Experience is the best teacher
2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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