im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
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