So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
Randomize