i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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