Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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