just survived the first fart of the relationship.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
Randomize
