forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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