well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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