I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Randomize