4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
My liver just broke up with me...
dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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