So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
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