Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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