Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
P.S. I can't hear my feet
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
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