i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Come see our sink grown plant.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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