im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
im six kinds of drunk right now
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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