the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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