he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
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