The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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