Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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