More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
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