I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
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