He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
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