She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
Is Oprah even human
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
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