do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
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