That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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