He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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