normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
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