He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
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