; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
Did you just see the Batmobile???
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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