my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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