Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
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