Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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