So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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