Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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