he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
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