let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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