Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
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