We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
You took a bar mat shot.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
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