Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i just google imaged poop.
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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