i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
The struggles of a small town man whore
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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