you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
Randomize
