...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
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