He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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