Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
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