He is such a slut. More and more my type.
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
We smell like vodka and hangover
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