I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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